My name is Agent james philip, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)  London UK Regional Office.
 In the course of our investigation and findings, it was discovered that  your total sum of $12,500,000.00 has not been paid to you.

 To enable us release your payment, you are required reconfirm the below  details.

 YOUR FULL NAMES
 FULL ADDRESS
 TELEPHONE NUMBER
 SEX
 AGE AND OCCUPATION.

 get back to me as soon as you have sent the above information for more  clarification on how the money will be transfer to your account by our  accredited paying bank.

 Regards,
 FBI.

Die Geschichte der alten Dame, die mich vom Krankenbett kurz vor der OP anschrieb, um ihre Millionen der Wohltätigkeit zuzuführen, ging mir zwar mehr ans Herz, aber diese besticht durch Ihre Naivität.